Corrupt a wish!

A little game for you

Basically, you make a wish.
The next person grants your wish, but adds bad side-effects.
This person can add downsides, bad consequences etc.
He/she makes a wish. Lather, rinse and repeat.

If a wish is uncorruptable for some reason, either corrupt it anyways or just say "wish not granted"
I'll start:
I wish I had a flying unicorn.

Your flying unicorn's power source is radiation that it constantly emits from its body. You are rendered sterile.

I wish I had a James Bond style car, with rockets behind the headlights.

Granted, but James Bond kills you for stealing his car x)

I wish I had the power of mindcontrolling OTHERS minds!

granted, but what when you do so, you still control your mind.

(Ex., if you want to make an enemie say "ALLAH ACKBAR" in an airport, you will have to say "ALLAH ACKBAR" as well.)

I wish for world peace.

Fabianzzz wrote:

granted, but what when you do so, you still control your mind.

(Ex., if you want to make an enemie say "ALLAH ACKBAR" in an airport, you will have to say "ALLAH ACKBAR" as well.)

I wish for world peace.

Granted, you get your world peace, but a bullet from an armed gun shoots you in the head as someone throws his handgun away. See: Accidental Discharge

And you wish for...?

Well, killer obviously didn't get the point :p
So...
I wish I was rich IRL.

Granted. But every dollar richer you become, you lose a minute off your lifespan.

I wish I could start and stop time at will.

Granted, but you age five times faster during stopped time.

I wish I had a private jet.

Granted, but you don't have any pilot and you can't fly a plane yourself, so you crashland into a mountain. You end up in the hospital and come out paralyzed, permanently.

I wish I had the power of flying SAFELY and landing safely.

Granted, but unfortunately you never wished for a plane.

I wish for control of Minecraft instead of Jens

Granted but you end up being terrible at game design and Minecraft becomes the next E.T.

I wish for a fish to wish about a dish with a fish wish that will never squish.

Word.

Wish not granted. Fish is an improper adjective for wish.

I wish for minecraft to be made with spheres instead of cubes.

Granted, but it drove logic to madness, making the world collapse under its own weight.
I wish for a lightsaber that can't hurt me, but can hurt other people.

Bump?
Come on people

Granted, but only on the condition that you give up two limbs for it. Your choice which.

I wish for a magnetic accelerator cannon.

Granted, but you accidentally fire it at full power and it changes Earths gravital pull and sends us flying into space.

I wish for a time machine.

Granted, but it only has one use, so it's a one way trip

I wish for the ability to change my appearance at will.

Granted, but you can only change to Brian Peppers.

I wish Minecraft was free of bugs and the RB of Bukkit, without glitches and bugs, was finally released.

Granted, they just released a reccommended build! YAY!!!

I wish I didn't have to go update all of our plugins now!

Granted, but then the server would be pluginless.

I wish for a eatable not poisonous delicious sandwich.

You removed my post jojo x)

Granted, however while it is not poisonous it is VENOMOUS and it bites you you die.

I wish for a truffula tree.

Granted, however it's dead.

I wish for an ironman suit that won't hurt me when I'm using it and NOT evil.

Granted but it's made of a recycled Iron Maiden, and someone else uses it to impale you.

I wish for a return to feudalistic society.

Granted, but only in the past.

I wish for a banana.